啤酒是不需要选择-不用想的冷饮。
这是绝对大多数人的观念。
这当然是错的- 多得单调无趣大厂啤酒多年“调教”有方--大家基本都变“啤盲”而不自知。
看看下面说的几件事,你可以再决定是不是乐于继续被蒙蔽感官。
It is also a fact that MACRO BEER giants- through the years--with their marketing money/strength and "lifestyle" ad campaigns has firmly planted the stereo-type images of BEER in a certain way--here's some general attitude people would have when mentioning BEER (much like in a blind-folded way) :-
1) BEER is either "white" or "black"-varieties? what varieties?
Anyone growing up/living long enough in Asia- particularly Malaysia or Singapore would have heard this many times over--that BEER is either only "white" or "black"--that's the only way BEER is known.
It's a fact( though it's a pity) that absolute majority don't know / not heard of craft beer--that's the awesome colorful beer world full of varieties/styles way beyond just "white" or "black".
Perhaps the closest anyone who refer BEER world as just 2 tone in color could muster is DRAFT BEER( instead of craft)- thanks but no thanks to the influence of MACRO.
1) 啤酒不是白就是黑,没什么需要选择的。
对绝大多数人来说,啤酒从来不是需要考虑“喝什么”“怎么喝”的冷饮,啤酒就只是啤酒,没什么复杂的,没什么好选择的,大家的认知就只有白啤或黑啤。
这相当于说这世上面包只有两种或芝士只有两种,绝对错误。
啤酒不是白就是黑只是大厂啤酒市场营销策略描绘的单调无趣选择,啤酒世界真实情况是选择多样化到会让一些人“选择困难症”发作,是绝对不止黑白的霓虹灿烂,这个啤酒世界的名字叫做Craft Beer。(请不要混淆为DRAFT
BEER)
2) BEER needs to be ICE-COLD and Down Fast
Try telling anyone that you need to let a glass of beer slowly warm up--give it a little bit of time to "breath"/"find it's footing" so that you can better enjoy it's full flavour--and you shall be laughed at.
in the world of BEER--almost no one knows that a beer actually would taste better/more rounded/fuller in taste profile if given proper temperature treatment/timing that beer deserved(i said almost coz there are few who do warm stout--but that's another story).
thanks but no thanks to MACRO- almost all of us only know a glass a ICE COLD BEER is best served with Frozen Glasses--and down it in no time. ( coz it taste horrible when warm :)
2) 啤酒哪需要讲究什么不同温度,冷到结霜程度快快喝就对了。
大家都习惯了喝啤酒一定要冷才爽,不单只要啤酒冷,杯子更是要冷到结霜程度才好。为什么需要那么冷?很简单,因为要掩饰大厂啤酒的单调无味。
在Craft
Beer世界,不同类型啤酒需要不同温度才能真正领略到完整风味,太冷喝只是浪费酒,正确方式是让啤酒稍微回温,原理有点像是喝葡萄酒讲究“醒酒”或让“酒呼吸”那样,只有适当温度才能让啤酒发挥应有风味。
3) Never MIX--just keep to"white" or "black"
it's quite a common belief among some MACRO drinkers that the best way to avoid getting smashed is "do not mix your beer"--meaning if you been drinking "white"--just keep to that, don't drink the next beer "black"--always only keep to the same beer!
Well the truth is--no matter who you are or how high or low you Alcohol tolerance level might be--you will be asking for troubles if you:-
a) drinking empty stomach
b) drinking when you already dead tired
So--thanks but no thanks to MACRO--the real fun of drinking varieties of different styles of craft beer will hardly be known by most BEER drinkers.
3) 啤酒不要混着喝,喝白就一路白,黑就黑。
有些人那样觉得,喝啤酒不要黑白一起来,容易醉。
其实,每个人酒量不一样,不过有两个情况是相同的,第一空腹喝酒肯定是在自找麻烦,第二太累状态不适合喝。
至于不要黑白混着喝这回事,一点问题也没有,说白了,啤酒混着喝才是Craft Beer好玩之处,为的不是醉,而是尝试不同味道风格类别啤酒,
4) ICE PLEASE--BEER is too warm/too "thick"
Adding ice cube--it's quite a norm in the world of BEER- isn't it? well--it's even quite common with some wine-drinkers--so what is wrong with adding ICE?
here's a case at Mikkeller Bangkok sometime ago--a curious drinker went there - found the glass of porter too "strong" for his liking(though already had taster)--asked for ice cube--obviously not given any--went on social media to wank..
Is that guy right to ask for Ice cube? YES i heard many many of you BEER drinkers said- so thanks but no thanks to MACRO- the idea of actually "murdering" a beer flavours by adding ice or by serving it ice cold don't exist in you--and that's a real pity you don't understand the concept of flavours in beer.
4) 啤酒杯中加冰块是正常的,反正有人喝红酒也那样。
这是由来已久的误解,啤酒“一定要冷冷才好喝”,可什么程度的冷是个问题,如果说在啤酒杯中加冰是个准则的话,那是个很让人伤脑筋的大错特错观念。
大厂啤酒需要冷是因为不够冷很难喝。
不过,在Craft
Beer世界中,冷只是一个事前动作,真正品尝时候需要的是啤酒由冷在回温过程中出现的味道变化,这是领会完整啤酒风味的过程,任何加冰的动作等于是在谋杀味道。
有个真实个案,某好奇喝啤酒人去曼谷“米吧”,因为觉得杯中啤酒“太浓”喝不惯而要求“加冰”,被告知不可以加冰後,这位先生在社交媒体上大力抨击,说不尊重消费者等等。
不懂啤酒真实世界的人或许会觉得“加冰”没什么不可,只是,对懂得Craft Beer的人来说,“加冰”这动作是很有讽刺意味的,显示了大厂啤酒蒙蔽大家对真正啤酒世界感知能力的策略多成功,而一般消费者对啤酒的认知是多么无知。
5) Why bother go specific places only--just to buy BEER?
BEER is something easily accessible--BEER is something very convenient--that has been the key to MACRO successes.
The fact that craft beer community is formed by tens of thousands of small breweries/distributors/bars/bottle shops- and the nature of craft culture of "brewing what i like/think could be fun" mean only 1 thing--that there's no way craft would rival MACRO in terms of accessibility or available volume.
It's quite interesting to note that in ASIA lots of people would drive/travel far and wide just to get a good meal--no one will ask why go there coz the reason is obvious--only that restaurant/that chef can cook something so delicious.
BUT--why no one think that way when it's time to choose a BEER? that you need to go somewhere specific--coz that bottle of beer/that keg of beer is only available there!
5) 啤酒随处可买到,为什么CRAFT只能去专卖店?
方便,随处可买到喝到,这就是大厂啤酒的厉害之处,当然所谓厉害是因为规模大容易卖有很多银子在支持,可做到销售点几乎无处不在。
打个比喻,大厂啤酒就像国际连锁快餐店,很多地方都找得到。
用吃东西概念来说,为什么很多人有时会想去离家远的地方找特定餐厅只为吃一餐?原因很简单,因为只有那家餐厅做得出那种风味。
Craft Beer的世界不是由几家国际大公司自己生产自己供应自己玩完,而是世上很多不同地方成千上万酿坊形成,每一家的酿品都不太一样,产量也不太多,有时候甚至只是酿一次玩玩就不酿,当然做不到随处可买到,这就是为什么喜欢喝或想喝Craft的朋友一定要去专卖店找,就像找美食那样。
6) BEER is just BEER- it's cold maybe a bit bitter-that's all
It was quite a joke when this dude who "like BEER" went to Cantillon sometime ago--posted his comments on social media-- asking people to "avoid this place if you love beer"--kinda trying to turn Cantillon into "CANTI-NO".
But-is that dude wrong in saying what he felt/tasted? that he could not handle the beer he thought should be BEER?
Not really--maybe we should congratulate the marketing/blind folding team of MACRO for successfully making most of us "Beer-Blind" who knows nothing about varieties of taste profile out there in the beer world--thinking all beers would only tasting how BEER should be all these while.
6) 啤酒就只是有点苦涩,冷冷的饮料,不可能有什么其他味道。
去年让全世界很多啤迷觉得很好笑的一件事,有个自称很喜欢啤酒的外国人,去了被全球天然发酵果酸啤酒爱好者视为一代宗师的CANTILLON後,在社交网站上评论说“避开这地方,他们家啤酒酸的!”。
CRAFT的世界里,啤酒风味千变万化,什么样的口味都有人酿,反正只要是食物,水果,香料,甜品,各种食材能美好融和或者是强烈对比的,只要想得到,就会有酿酒师尝试去酿。不了解这种状况的话,就会闹出上面那位“很喜欢啤酒人”的笑话。
so whose fault is it that most of us are essentially"Beer-Blind"? regardless if you realized or not--the truth is--in the world where commercialization is where big money is made---perceptions formed(rightly or wrongly)-- there's simply no stopping MACRO playing that "blind-folding" game they been so good at over times--it's entirely up to us to decide--if you would still like to be "beer-blind" or you would maybe try saying this next time:-
"i need choices--WHAT would be a nice beer to drink?"
just like you always do when it comes to FOOD.
有人觉得,要了解CRAFT的世界好像有点麻烦,单是弄清楚什么是IPA什么是GOSE之类的名词就伤脑筋。其实,抛开所有不同类别风味啤酒名称,CRAFT可以是很简单的,你只需想下为什么吃东西时要考虑/选择吃什么好吃的,就了解为什么要喝CRAFT。
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